I am so nervous right now?

You know that “nervous gas” where you just break wind uncontrollably? Well yea…I have a touch of that. AND I threw up my dinner! I know, I know…TMI! But my TV has been on CNN ALL DAY! I’ve even sat through their bullshit commercials just to make sure I am not missing any coverage. I’ve been checking all the emails that send with the subject “Breaking News.” I normally ignore those. Who put me on that damn mailing list anyway?

I am really nervous. I told my mom that I was going to move to another country for four years if Obama doesn’t win. People outside are screaming. Sometimes I hear them scream “Obama!” Other times, McCain. I just want this to be over with…and Obama to be our President!

The picture below is an ad that frequently appears on Myspace. If someone really doesn’t know the answer to this question, then I’d have to ask if it was warm all this time under that rock. But for the rest of us, they may as well GIVE the damn dinners away. SMH!