Ma: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Nothing..about to go to sleep.
Ma: I need a favor
Me: No.
Ma: Why not? You don’t even know what it is!
Me: So!
Ma: Okay, be like that…all the stuff I did for you coming up.
Me: Man, what’s the favor?
Ma: No, nevermind, I’ll call your sister and have her do it.
Me: Okay, bye.
Ma: Hello? You really gonna make me call her? You can’t do me this one favor?
Me: Ma!! What’s the favor? Dang!
Ma: I need you to call these two numbers and vote for me.
Me: Vote? Vote for what?
Ma: Dancing with the Stars
Me: Man What?? You want me to call and vote? Why can’t you do it?
Ma: I already called a buncha times and I’m blocked!
Me: Man, call from the cell phone then.
Ma: Already did. Blocked there too.
Me: Ma I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars!
Ma: So!! Just do it for me!
Me: What’s the numbers, man…dang.
Ma: 800 868 3404
Me: Okay, bye.
Ma: No wait!! It’s another one! 800 868 3413
Me: That’s cheating.
Ma: Eh, whatever…call and vote. bye.

*click*

SMH I’m putting her in a home as soon as she hits 60.