(This is an actual conversation…paraphrasing, of course)

*ring (ma calling me)

me: Hey…
Ma: What’s up? What are you doing? You watching CNN?
me: Yea…nervous
Ma: Me too! Hagan beat Dole..so that’s a good thing
me: Is that some North Carolina stuff?
Ma: Jia did you not see it on the ballot?
me: Yea, but I don’t care about NC stuff. ATL is my home.
Ma: What? You were born and raised HERE! Don’t act brand new!
me: Umm okay. Anyway, I’m nervous! I want Obama to win!
Ma: Oh boy…me too.
me: I wish Obama & Michelle were my parents
Ma: Huh? What kinda stuff is that to say to your mother?
me: LMAO
Ma: Well, we wish Beyonce was our daughter *click*

LMAOOO My parents are HILARIOUS!! I love those evil people!