
So I’m browsing the news (as I normally do) online.
I see a big headline that says Ashlee Simpson had her baby.
She had a boy.
Why did this cracked out heffa name her baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
What.
the.
Fuck!?!
Are you kidding me?
I feel HELLA bad for that kid. Bronx, he might be able to get away with. But Mowgli?
LMAO! Hell naw
COMMENTS
Wow. So I’m super late. Why didn’t I know she was preggers?
Ms. Independent:I was just reading that on another site too. My first thought: “he better be cute, cause the name sure is ugly”
The Pretty Brown Girl:Oh hell nah. “Mowgli”?? For real?? Wasn’t that a character in “Jungle Book”?? I’m mad @ her by proxy for her son.
Mr. Watson:Wow. Your mother is supposed to help you.
Sasha's Minion:SMDH @ these celebs naming these kids all kind of names!
ListenToLeon.net:That little boy is gonna have to fight every single day at school thanks to that fucked up name.

