…before I take a nap to wake up and study!

1. I am crunk as hell that OJ Simpson got 15 years in prison! That’s what his punk ass gets! Hey OJ…you can only fuck around with white folks but for so long before they fuck you up! Consider it a lesson learned…

Although small, maybe the Browns & Goldmans can find some comfort in knowing that his wack ass is behind bars and will most likely die there.

2. I’d just like to say…a nice warm, happy and country FUCK YOU to everybody who tries to kick a bitch when she’s down! I blogged about it a while ago but didn’t make mention of it beyond then. Something happened to my car on my way back to Chapel Hill during my last trip FROM Atlanta. I dunno what happened but I stopped at a light and my car wanted to stay stopped. I tried to accelerate, I tried turn the car off and then restart. NO dice! I called several mechanics just to see if they could tell me what it SOUNDS like it could be even though I knew all along that it was the transmission. I started pricing how much it’d be to replace/repair it and lets just say that I was contemplating getting ANOTHER car. Well, I found a mechanic who ran a diagnostic on it, looked around and said “Yea, you may need your transmission replaced.” I wanted to cry but then he said “I said…maybe. Let me try something first.”

Man, he went to Advance Auto, bought a filter and some fluid and my baby is officially running like hell! I mean, that bitch ZIPPED through the parking lot like it was nothing! I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard her run so smoothly since I’ve had her! So a big WOOT to that! He’s going to put some brakepads on it and change the spark plugs for me tomorrow before I head back to Atlanta.

All that to say…people are SO grimy! It never stops me from helping other people when and if they need it but I swear, mufuckas get shady when it comes time to let someone get a ride. And trust…I’m no cheap bitch. Even if you simply take me up the road 5 miles, I’m still trying to fill up your tank. But leave it to the hateful….

Either or, fuck it!

Woot! *runs and hugs her car in the nude*