It seems like all of my girls are having trouble with their dudes these days, myself included.

Let me clarify…I don’t have a boyfriend per se. I DO…or did…however, have someone that I was kicking it with pretty hardcore.

Perusing other blogs and having basic phone conversations, I am finding that there are far too many men out there who are not keeping it real.

Brief run down here…dude that I was seeing is basically bullshitting. By bullshitting, I do not mean that he is not letting me have my way, that he’s not caking or any other excuse “boys” usually make when they aren’t stepping it up! What I mean is that they’re not living up to their civic duty as a damn human being to treat others as they wish to be treated.

For one, I don’t like being lied to, especially about minute shit.

Two, I don’t like someone not keeping it real (uh, that falls into the first point, I suppose).

And three, I just don’t deal well with a guy trying to give me the run around about bogus stuff (damn..that falls into the same category as the point above as well).

Bottom line (b/c I refuse to pay X amount of money a year to write nothing but whoa-is me blogs)…I don’t allow men to take up residency in my heart/head. We’re in a fucking recession and even if we weren’t, the rent is too damn high.

Ladies, stop taking up blog space talking about these no good ass dudes. They’re not sweating you, so don’t sweat them. They ain’t shit, we know that. Let’s breathe a collective ‘woo-sah’ and go get some shots of Patron!

Word.