1. The Lord orders my steps on a daily basis but don’t test me. Just b/c He ordered my steps doesn’t mean that they can’t be redirected to curse your ass out for trying me. I dunno where people get these big ass nut sacs from but please note that, for the sake of my own sanity, I will generally let stuff go without going HAM on somebody for trying to be slick. I ain’t a gangsta by any means but I also don’t take any shit.

2. I hate when people randomly IM me dumb shit.

3. I hate when guys randomly text/call/appear. If you were barely there before, then your presence isn’t needed now. Disappear for good.

4. Unless it’s some peen I’m REALLY digging, I rarely backtrack. So please don’t ask that I give another shot to some shit YOU fucked up. Sorry but if you wasted my time once, you’re likely to do it again. Don’t “give me what I need tomorrow.” Give me what I need to-now and stop worrying about the future, bitch.

5. Some girls annoy me. And no, I am not on any she-woman hater shit. I could never be that way but I just don’t like shady shit that seems abundant amongst women.

6. Stop trying to play love connection to your favorite homeboy when it’s clear that you really want him yourself. I’m not stupid but I will entertain you for a while until I’m bored with you. I may play dumb at times but it’s only to watch you hang yourself. Once I’m annoyed, I either let you know or ignore the fuck outta you, depending on my mood.

7. And yes, I’m talking to you.

8. People, stop acting like you are blasting me about shit. Really. Not only does it get old but it gets annoying. Newsflash: I blast myself on a daily basis (be it obvious or covert). Say whatchu want about my past in porn but a bitch is making moves. Get something else to talk about, thanks! Unlike a certain “diva,” I don’t need to be discreet about shit. Take my mistakes and learn from them. I don’t call myself the sacrificial lamb for nothing.

9. Be great on your own. Stop leaning on everybody as a damn crutch. We see you. Really, we do. That’s why everybody gives you the side eye and keeps it moving because at SOME point in your life, you gotta stop worry about what others can do for you and figure out what the fuck you can do for yourself. And finally…

10. Don’t tell me that you’d ‘never do’ to me what I witness you do to other people. You’re already 45% untrustworthy because of gossiping all the fucking time but to know that I made a simple request that you showed NO regard for also shows me that you’re a liar, that my friendship to you really doesn’t amount to shit in your eyes AND you just bumped yourself up another 45% on the untrustworthy scale. Get a life and stop acting like a chick.

And that’s all.