…my dumb ass decides to ride through Georgia Toll.
So yea, I’m driving…using the navigation system (I call her Shaquayshia) and she directs me to 400 (for those of who you aren’t familiar, that’s our “toll road” that we’ve been paying for years and still haven’t “fixed” whatever financial situation it was suppose to be fixing…but I digress).
So I go to the window, start fumbling around in my purse. I found a dime. I hand her my [bank...not credit] card and said “Can you just take it off this?” This chick didn’t say shit…she proceeded to go to the back of my car, take pics of my tag (and I swear she snapped a pic of me too), handed me the above receipt and opened the damn bar gate thingy.
I JUST looked down at the receipt like “Damn, they added a dollar on there too!” And at the VERY bottom it says “Must be paid in 5 Days!” #girlWHAT (c. @brookandthecity).
Went to the website to go ahead and take care of it (b/c GOD KNOWS that Georgia officials will come looking for your ass over $1.50). And guess what? These mufuckas take paypal. That lets ME know that they ‘get’ folks all the time.
Straight bullshitery if you ask me…as I sit less $1.50.
The end.
OH and PS: I covered up what I thought might be vital information. Im definitely NOT trying to show you my fucked up nails. I had to go somewhere other than my normal tech b/c I knew she’d be booked today and I needed something “plain.” UGH and that’s JUST what the hell I got *hides hands*
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You should have tried this: http://dlisted.com/node/37531 
Well at least you were able to drive through. No ma’am not in NEW ORLEANS if you don’t have enough money on your toll tag, or a dollar you don’t get to pass go. They direct you onto a service road which takes you to onto an off ramp in the direction you just came from.
Jia:I WISH GA tolls had that. I didn’t even MEAN to go that way. I thought that the exit I COULD take would be before the toll. I got tricked LOL!
Dre:The other alternative is: NO toll roads like over here in good ol’ San Antonio. Stuck in traffic on 10,35,281 or 1604: I WISH we had a toll road. I’d make sure I always had my 50 cents available!
By the way: I like the ‘HAVE A NICE DAY’ on the receipt… ROFL!
Jia:Yea that “have a nice day” was their way of tootin’ their ass up and telling me to kiss it LOL