spec-tangalicious is back
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Here’s what I’m not understanding….
First off, any man, woman or confused person should not have to announce their sexuality (which he has managed to do on BOTH videos). Sure, you can say all day long that you do what you for the sake of members of the opposite sex but let’s be real. How often do you hear people who are really 100% hetero saying _____ only?
Second, so he puts on boxer briefs…okay, I get it. But the problem is why do you have so much time on your hands that you can record yourself masturbating your fingers and hunching the floor?
Speaking of hunching the floor, do yall think this jigga might get carpet burn? I know that ‘if you’re use to it, then’ blah. But he literally made his knees beat the concrete.
WHO is holding the camera…WHY? Are they not hiring for any other position where ever they’re at?
Minute 2:06-2:09 KILLED me! Spec-tangalicious, was that an 8 count you just did to get yourself off your knees and onto your feet? Wow…so with the fancy editing and 8 counts, that means that this fuckery was premeditated?
And WAIT…at minute 2:24-2:27′ish…was that a mufuckin’ hard on? WORD? So dry humpin’ the air AND a family reunion folding chair gets you going? Seriously? Where they do that at?
Okay…and the end…”Ya pussy azz niGaz.” Yes…with one “G.” In his effort & haste to diss, this mufucka spelled nigga-speak WRONG!
I really don’t get it. He clearly has to be a glutton for punishment BUT I do want to offer congratulations! Way to whore yourself for publicity to sell records! I ain’t mad one bit! LMAO
PS: I’d be a damn lie if I said that I didn’t like this song…but it’s gonna be hard as hell for me to enjoy it with vision of this sugar plum dancing in my head.
Boy, bye….
remember this little gem?
more spec-tang-ular shit
4:26am
So I’m working on a new blog. Excited about the possibilities and possibility at creativity.
Mad b/c once again, it’s been proving that nobody really cares about the completion of your goals more than you. Sure, they may say that they do or respond in the affirmative when you ask for their advice or help. But trust…if a person doesn’t have any type of return or SOMETHING that bigs them up, you can, will and usually DO fall to the wayside.
Lawd…whatevs. Refuse to be upset…just venting when I should be sleeping!
*still cacklin’ like a school girl about Spec-tang-ular! LMAO! iCant.
dear spec-"tang"-ular
Dear “Spectacular,”
Last night, some homegrown, pure-bred, out of this world, zest-filled fuckery hit the internets, courtesy of you. I didn’t go to bed until about 4 something this morning…b/c between Moesha rockin’ her highwaters, not being able to find the remote and your period panty prance, I couldn’t get to sleep!
Well, I thought it was over, until I got on Twitter this morning ONLY to find out that you had the nerve…the pure unmitigated gall to get MAD that blogs are keeping you and your ashy ass brothers relevant. It’s a damn good thing Pleasure P. got a lil sense about him and left yalls flimsy asses to commit this tang-time fuckery dolo. Matter fact, I’m not even 100% sure that the other three members APPROVED you doing this bullshit. Yes…I shall say that you thunk it up all by your lonesome.
But wait…it gets worse. After realizing that the blogs were giving you some airtime (b/c clearly, no one over the age of 14 is REALLY checking for Pretty Ricky in the first place), you wanna take to your Twitter page and show some hostility! Jigga, are you serious? YOU were the one who put your face all up in the camera, looking like you NEEDED to deep throat a Certs. YOU were the one who put your lil dick ass in some red training panties and gyrated yourself into what LOOKED like an orgasm (cuz thats the ONLY way I could explain the fast and furious tongue movements after the “dancing” started). And further…what 100% straight man challenges other “straight” men to a ‘grinding’ contest? Where they do that shit at? Hip me to it so I will know NEVER to step my ass in that county…I don’t even want my kids attending school there.
In closing, get some new people…new friends, new PR, new BROTHERS…cuz clearly, NONE of them are on your side if they LET you post that bullshit for the world to see.
I am indeed a fuckery addict…but even THIS was above the level of fuckery-tude that I’ve grown accustomed to.
Love,
Jia
PS: I changed your name to something more ‘moment’ appropriate. “Spec-tang-ular” is what we’ll call you….you zesty thang you!
why iCant w/pretty ricky
…you see this fine feathered fuckery?
This is why I can. NOT. get. DOWN with Pretty Damn Ricky!
OMG! WHAT the HELL!? Go ahead and fast forward that shit to minute ONE…and just watch as him and all his little ass peenary takes you to places you’d never thought you’d go!
I am SO happy Pleasure P broke away from this shit if THIS is what they’ve come to! WTF?
*slits wrists*